Who am I?

One of the most existential questions of all time. And you just happened to stumble upon an actual answer.
So, who am I? That's a perfectly legit question, because I've asked myself that same question several times. And the funny thing is, I always get a reply. And it's always the reply I want to hear, funnily enough. But now back to the reason you clicked your way in here.

The story of my life

I was born early in the morning in a city called Sarpsborg, in Norway, on March 18th, 1977 (which should make me about 36). I liked it so much inside my mom, that I stayed in there a bit too long. Maybe that explains why I am how I am :) As mom pushed me out, I soon discovered that this was the cold and brutal place I though it would be, and screamed to get back in. But as you all know by now, that didn't happen. When I got back to my hometown Moss I started my interresting life.
At the age of six, on June 9th 1983, my mother and father forced a little sister onto me. I wasn't very happy about it and said I wanted to throw her on the roof. Of course they didn't let me do that. So as a revenge, I spent most of my time bugging her. As time went by we've actually become quite good friends now.
Then came school, high school, the army and college which I finished the summer of 2001. I wasn't too thrilled about being in the army, because I am partially pacifistic and hate the idea of people shooting eachother so the leaders of the countries can get some more land into their hand. I also hated it because I was in the northernmost garisson in the world!!!
So in my first job was happily working for Kongsberg Defence & Aerospace (Until they fired me due to financial cutbacks), making the computer systems for the Royal Norwegian Navy's new Frigates. Talk about hypocrite! That's about everything I can tell you about this matter... I mean I could tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you.
So here I am, yapping about my life when I certainly should be doing other more usefull stuff.

Because I am a huge Star Wars fan I got a tattoo in the summer of 2000. It's the insignia to the Rebel Allience (The good guys for those ignorants out there who knows nothing about Star Wars). I tattooed it on my right shoulder.

During the past years, more and more people have stated that they think I look like Matthew Perry, the actor who portaits the amusing character Chandler Bing in the hit comedy TV show "Friends". I don't think this myself, but since so many people have said it, and mostly women, I trust their vision, and goes by the name of ChandlerB in online chatrooms and forums. I have been using this nick since 1997, so if you have talked to a person that went by that name during that time, you have probably talked to me. Now, don't come asking me if I remember you, because my memory is really terrible. I think it's worse than a goldfish. Put me in a bowl of water with some plants, and I would probably have the time of my life. Then again, maybe not, as I don't like being contained. So if I've forgotten who you are, your birthday or something completely different, at least now you know the cause of this, and I hope you wont get angry with me.